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Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!
Q: What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They are afraid they will relax and unwind.
Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A: Any old girl he can dig up!
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They are good at keeping things under wraps.
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.
Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin.
Q: What is a mummy’s favorite music?