Welcome to Mummy Bear's page of mummy riddles and jokes.
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Q: What did the mummy say when he got angry with the skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you.
Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
Q: Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
A: Because she heard it was for mummies.
Q: Why did the mummy go to the movies alone?
A: Because he didnít have any body to go with.
Q: Why do mummies make good employees?
A: They get all wrapped up in their work.
Q: What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
Q: What was King Tut's favorite card game?
Q: What do you call a mum who hums?
Q: Why didn't the Mummy go to the Fancy Dress Party?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: What room in your house is a mummy afraid of?
A mummy Walked into a restaurant.
What'll you have?" asked the waitress.
"Nothing for me," said the mummy. "I just came in here to unwind."
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, then where did you get mummy?