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Mummy Riddles & Jokes

Welcome to Mummy Bear's page of mummy riddles and jokes.

Click on a joke to tickle your funny bone!

Q: What did the mummy say when he got angry with the skeleton?

A: I have a bone to pick with you.

Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?

A: A flying Band-Aid

Q: Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?

A: Because she heard it was for mummies.

Q: Why did the mummy go to the movies alone?

A: Because he didnít have any body to go with.

Q: Why do mummies make good employees?

A: They get all wrapped up in their work.

Q: What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

A: A Toot and Car Man.

Q: What was King Tut's favorite card game?

A: Gin mummy.

Q: What do you call a mum who hums?

A: A hummy mummy.

Q: Why didn't the Mummy go to the Fancy Dress Party?

A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What room in your house is a mummy afraid of?

A: The living room!

A mummy Walked into a restaurant.

What'll you have?" asked the waitress.

"Nothing for me," said the mummy. "I just came in here to unwind."

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father : No. Why do you ask that?

Son : Well, then where did you get mummy?