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Mummy Riddles & Jokes

Welcome to Mummy Bear's page of mummy riddles and jokes.

Click on a joke to tickle your funny bone!

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?

A: To the dead sea!

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?

A: He was all wound up.

Q: Why couldnít the mummy come outside?

A: Because he was all wrapped up!

Q: What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!!

Q: Why donít mummies take vacations?

A: They are afraid they will relax and unwind.

Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

A: Any old girl he can dig up!

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?

A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

A: Because their daddies were mummies!

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?

A: They are good at keeping things under wraps.

Q: How do mummies hide?

A: They wear masking tape.

Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?

A: Because he was coffin.

Q: What is a mummyís favorite music?

A: Ragtime.