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Mummy Riddles & Jokes

Welcome to Mummy Bear's page of mummy riddles and jokes.

Click on a joke to tickle your funny bone!

Q: Why do mummies tell no secrets?

A: Because they keep things under wraps.

Q: Do mummies enjoy being mummies?

A: Of corpse!

Q: Who is the best mummy wrapper in Egypt?

A: The Wizard of Gauze

Q: Who belongs to the Pyramid PTA?

A: Mummies and Deadies!

Q: What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?

A: A crummy mummy.

Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

A: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your MUMMY back!

Q: What do you get if you cross a mummy with a CD?

A: A wrap song.

Q: Who changed King Tut's diapers?

A: His mummy.

Q: What did the baby pyramid say to the other pyramid?

A: How's your mummy?

Q: Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?

A: She was tied up!

Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?

A: I want my mummy!

Q: What is the name of the Mummy’s rock group?

A: The Wrappers.